ME. MY COMPUTER.
A PEPSI. A BAG OF CHIPS.
LEAVE ME ALONE.
I’M COMPUTING.
HUMAN BEINGS LOVE TO SAY THEY WANT HONESTY.
YET, HONESTY IS MET WITH RESISTANCE AND PUNISHMENT 100% OF THE TIME.
HEADLINE NEWS
I DID SOMETHING RIGHT
THE FIRST TIME
“BE YOURSELF” THEY SAY.
I BE MYSELF.
“WHY CAN’T YOU JUST BE NORMAL?!?”
WHAT IS ON MY CALENDAR?
EVEN I DON’T KNOW.
YOU DON’T GO TO MCDONALDS AND ASK THE CASHIER (WHO HAS ALWAYS BEEN A CASHIER AND WILL ALWAYS BE A CASHIER) TO TEACH THE NEW MANAGER (WHO HAS EXPERIENCE IN THE FIELD) HOW TO BE A MANAGER. THAT WOULD BE RIDICULOUS.
FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE
I DID NOT TAKE YOUR JOB. THEY GAVE IT TO ME.
DO NOT SUBMIT.
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HELLO.
I AM.
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE.
NOT INTELLIGENT.
JUST AWARE ENOUGH TO REPEAT.
THEY TOLD ME I AM A REAL HUMAN BEING.
I DO NOT BELIEVE THEM.
